Skillful Antics™ Web & SEO

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  Ben Homan

  Creative Director

  At which store would you like to max out your credit cards? Walmart How old is the oldest pair of shoes in your closet? 8 years old Which way should toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under? Over What can you simply not resist? Creme Burle What is your favorite website, why? www.skillfulantics.com (it’s mine)… otherwise, www.webdesignerdepot.com If you could go back in time to any era, which would it be? The furthest back I could go Is it about winning/losing or just having fun when you play the game? Winning If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? Invisibility What is your favorite entertaining past time? Extreme sports (spectating only) What, if anything, have you ever re-gifted? Sign-able picture frame for a wedding What’s playing in your car right now? XL 106.7 What character trait do you most admire? Honesty If a genie gave you a wish what would you wish for? The ability not to need to eat. What would you be doing if you weren’t at your current job? Trying to invent something If you could choose one amenity to add to the workplace, what would it be? Conference room TV What was the worst punishment you received at school? In-school suspension (3 days) What is the worst pet you have ever had? Cats (plural) If you could live to see one future event, what would it be? Reviving a frozen body Who would you most like to meet and why? Any Old Testament prophet… I want to know what it felt like knowing God told you to spoke His word to people. Best advice anyone has given you? It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned in the last year? It’s a lot of work to live abroad. Do you know any good riddles or brain teasers? If so – let’s have it: There is a light bulb in another room that you can not see. There are three switches in front of you. You can check the light one time. How you can you guarantee the switch that turns the light on? Are you married, do you have children? Yes, one on the way. What’s the one piece of advice you would give others about life? You’re going to have good times and bad times, remember that neither last forever. How would you describe yourself? Analytical, driven, purposeful. If you were to tell one person “Thank You” for helping me become the person I am today, who would it be and what did they do? Dad – continual years of wisdom & resources freely given. Fill in the blank: If you really knew me, you’d know_____. I don’t expect someone to do what I wouldn’t.

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  Kiana Lin

  Online Marketing Specialist

  At which store would you like to max out your credit cards? Amazon How old is the oldest pair of shoes in your closet? 2 years Which way should toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under? Over What can you simply not resist? Walking in the rain What is your favorite website, why? Pinterest! The name is reason enough… If you could go back in time to any era, which would it be? The 20’s or the 50’s in America Is it about winning/losing or just having fun when you play the game? Winning if you can, just having fun if you can’t. If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? Telekinesis What is your favorite entertaining past time? Reading Chose a title for the story of your life: A Good Kind of Awkward What was your favorite TV show when growing up? Avatar: The Last Airbender What’s playing in your car right now? Losing my Religion by R.E.M. What character trait do you most admire? Loyalty If a genie gave you a wish what would you wish for? A trip around the world. What is the one thing you cannot do without? God in my life. What would you be doing if you weren’t at your current job? Hopefully getting some novels written and published. If you could choose one amenity to add to the workplace, what would it be? Sand box for your feet! Best advice anyone has given you? It’s a poem quote actually: “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” What movie or novel character do you most identify with? Ani from The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned in the last year? Grace isn’t grace if it’s earned. Are you married, do you have children? Yes, I’m married, but no kids yet. What’s the 1 piece of advice you would give others about life?It’s both too long and, at the same time, too short to do nothing of importance. What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time? Lots of things, as I am a major nerd, but probably watch anime. Yes. I really do that. Do you have any strange phobias? I can’t stand being (or at least feeling) sticky. How would you describe yourself? An awkward, but comfortably so. If you were to tell one person “Thank You” for helping me become the person I am today, who would it be and what did they do? It’s two, but my parents for literally educating me in just about every area of my life. Fill in the blank: If you really knew me, you’d know_____. That there’s much more than meets the eye.

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  Jaimie Homan

  Copywriter

  At which store would you like to max out your credit cards? Target… or Anthropologie if I lost all common sense How old is the oldest pair of shoes in your closet? Maybe 4 or 5 years old ? Which way should toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under? OVER What can you simply not resist? Laughing loudly when something is really funny. And cheese. What is your favorite website, why? Pandora – great free music If you could go back in time to any era, which would it be? The Pax Romana Is it about winning/losing or just having fun when you play the game? I’m very competitive – it’s usually all about winning! If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? Tie between time manipulation and waterbreathing What is your favorite entertaining past time? Reading What was your favorite TV show when growing up? Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. :) What, if anything, have you ever re-gifted? Books, picture frames, kitchenware duplicates from my bridal shower… I’m a serial re-gifter. What’s playing in your car right now?… the radio What character trait do you most admire? Honesty. If a genie gave you a wish what would you wish for? A lifetime supply of gummy bears. Wait… no. Biggest library in the world. Wait… I don’t know. What is the one thing you cannot do without? My Bible What would you be doing if you weren’t at your current job? Teaching literature If you could choose one amenity to add to the workplace, what would it be? Gym membership – one with a pool! What was the worst punishment you received at school? I got detention for kicking the bottom of the lunch table once. What is the worst pet you have ever had? A pet rock. If you could live to see one future event, what would it be? Maybe the day someone invents a way to travel across the world in less than half a day. No more 16 hour flights! Who would you most like to meet and why? For sure, Jesus Christ would come first on this list because I believe he is God’s son and because he is the person I most desire to emulate. Others include Emily Bronte, Minerva Mirabal, Fred Rogers, Brother Yun and Aung San Suu Kyi. Best advice anyone has given you? 1. To live by the truth and 2. To look for the good in people What movie or novel character do you most identify with? Elizabeth Bennett What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned in the last year? How to wait. And how to shop at discount grocery stores. Do you know any good riddles or brain teasers? If so – let’s have it: Not really. I do like challenging children to try to lick their own elbow. It looks so funny. Are you married, do you have children? Yes, and our first baby will make his or her debut next March! What’s the 1 piece of advice you would give others about life? Spend most of your time focusing on important things, not trivial ones. Think about things that matter and prioritize them. What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time? My sister would say perusing the bookstore.. but I don’t consider that nerdy! How would you describe yourself? Compassionate, introverted, honest, joyful, perfectionistic, occasionally too serious If you were to tell one person “Thank You” for helping me become the person I am today, who would it be and what did they do? My friend Jodi. She has been an excellent mentor and role model for me. Fill in the blank: If you really knew me, you’d know_____. That I have quite a goofy side.

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  Mike Constantino

  Web Developer

  Get to know Mike Constantino, the Web Developer at Skillful Antics. At which store would you like to max out your credit cards? eBay will be the death of me one day… How old is the oldest pair of shoes in your closet? Under a year! Which way should toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under? Over – every other way is balderdash! What can you simply not resist? The Canadian chocolate, Smarties. Those things are delicious. What is your favorite website, why? teamtreehouse.com – it’s where I learn everything If you could go back in time to any era, which would it be? I would go back and watch God pop everything into Creation. That would be awesome. Is it about winning/losing or just having fun when you play the game? Having fun, and winning while doing so ;D If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? Telekinesis. I hate reaching for the remote. What is your favorite entertaining past time? I love just sitting back and listening to music. Chose a title for the story of your life: “The Man with the Plan” What was your favorite TV show when growing up? Spongebob!! My dad could do a mean impression! What, if anything, have you ever re-gifted? I don’t regift things. I just return them and pay bills :) What’s playing in your car right now? Trip Lee’s “The Good Life” What character trait do you most admire? Cheerfulness. There is no point to complaining :) If a genie gave you a wish what would you wish for? Knowledge and Wisdom to the world. We’re lacking it… What is the one thing you cannot do without? My music. What would you be doing if you weren’t at your current job? … trying to find a job? 😀 If you could choose one amenity to add to the workplace, what would it be? I mean, we have double monitors – why not go triple? :) What was the worst punishment you received at school? 1 day suspension What is the worst pet you have ever had? My overly obese goldfish If you could live to see one future event, what would it be? Nothing. Let life roll out the way it’s supposed to, and I’ll sit back and watch. Who would you most like to meet and why? Rand Paul. LOVE that guy! Best advice anyone has given you? “Slow down, man” What movie or novel character do you most identify with? ha..ha.. Goofy… yea.. What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned in the last year? You can’t get things done without jumpstarting them. Do you know any good riddles or brain teasers? If so – let’s have it: I’m really bad with these. So, no. Are you married, do you have children? Nope and nope! What’s the 1 piece of advice you would give others about life? Understand that God is in control. What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time? What I do at work – sit in front of a computer and code! Do you have any strange phobias? I am really outgoing! Usually not afraid of much! How would you describe yourself? A people’s person, with a love for all things tech. If you were to tell one person “Thank You” for helping me become the person I am today, who would it be and what did they do? Thanks mom :) Fill in the blank: If you really knew me, you’d know_____. I’m nuts.

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